If there’s one space where the finance world can let loose and have some fun, it’s Twitter… especially on Friday with a catchy hashtag. What better way to poke a little fun at “the live or die trading truths” that are questionable then to create a hashtag “#completelymadeuptradingaphorism.” We came up with a few of our own below that we’ll post soon:

• “Managed futures will give you luck when stocks suck.”
• “Trend following’s a bore, until it comes to the fore.”
• “The option selling dare is usually a nightmare.”

Here are some of our favorites from others:

(Disclaimer: These tweets are not our own, use them at your own risk.)